Just a note to thank you for the "GrooVy" bottom wiper product. I tried to utilize some competitive products because of aesthetics, let's face it , your aid looks like a tool on my workbench. After several EXTREMELY UNSATISFACTORY products were used, I decided to forget how it looks and try your product. WOW!!!! It may look like a workbench tool but the darn thing works far better than any of the fancy looking products that I had tried. You are Dan The Man. Lee D.
Sal says, I was truly surprised how well the "GrooVy" worked. What a pleasure to find such a great product. I'm ordering a second one, not to make a joke about it, but I don't want to be caught with my pants down in case something happens to my first one. I would like to tell people, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY ON SOME OF THOSE OTHER PRODUCTS, THEY DON'T COME CLOSE TO THE "GrooVy". And I should know, I tried the others only to wind up tossing them in the trash. So if you are in need of something like this, believe me, try the "GrooVy" and you won't be sorry. THANKS DAN.
WE HAVE DEVELOPED AN AMAZING BOTTOM WIPER THAT IS SO EASY TO USE, AND GETS YOUR BUTT SO CLEAN, THAT YOU WILL WANT TO SHOUT FOR JOY!
THIS INNOVATIVE BOTTOM WIPER REMOVES :
* THE FEAR
* THE FRUSTRATION
* THE PAIN
* THE LOSS OF DIGNITY
AND THE AGGRAVATION OF DEALING WITH OTHER BOTTOM WIPERS THAT DON'T WORK VERY WELL OR NOT AT ALL.
WE THEN REPLACE ALL THOSE NEGATIVES WITH A CLEAN, GENTLE, DIGNIFIED WAY TO CARE FOR YOUR SITUATION & EASE YOUR FRUSTRATION.
THE DIGNIFIED WAY IS HERE.... RIGHT NOW!
IT'S THE "GROOVY"
Thousands of people struggle everyday with reaching and cleaning their bottom. YOU ARE NOT ALONE!People you work with and some of your neighbors have the same problem.
I went through the same frustration when I had an accident. Because of all the unforeseen attacks that come upon us in the form of accidents and injury, surgery, arthritis, stiffening joints, aging, gaining weight, many of us worry there is not a good answer to our frustration of taking care of the guarded realm of dignityto our cleanliness and hygiene. Most of the attacks on us are unavoidable and they are not our fault.
THERE IS HOPE!
THERE IS AN ANSWER!
WHO AM I, AND WHAT MAKES ME AN AUTHORITY ON BUTT WIPING SOLUTIONS?
My name is Dan Parsons. I have my own construction company and eight years ago I fell on the job and tore up both knees. As a result I could not twist to wipe my bottom. I went on line to find a product to help me. I chose three of the most popular and ordered them. They did not come close to doing a good job. They were flimsy and ill conceived. I knew there was a need for a quality product, so I developed one. The "GrooVy" was designed to be light-weight and easy to use. We developed a spring handle clamp that holds the tissue and wipes securely so they do not fall out or tear off when in use. After using the "GrooVy" bottom wiper, squeeze the spring handle clamp and it releases the tissue easily into the comode everytime. It's so easy to use and you never have to touch soiled wipes again, what a relief !! (the video above shows how it works)
Some folks after using the "GrooVy" come right back to get a second one, because they did not want something to happen to their new best friend. One gentleman said, "I'm not trying to be funny, but I don't want to be caught with my pants down". He went on to say that when he found out how well the "GrooVy" worked he threw the other bottom wiper products in the trash.
I'M SURE ONCE YOU TRY THE "GROOVY" BOTTOM WIPER YOU TOO WILL REALIZE WHAT A WISE CHOICE YOU MADE.
The "GrooVy" bottom wiper is a light-weight instrument with a very unique stainless steel spring handle clamp that sticks up 6" above the handle. This allows greater ease of operation since the tissue and wipes are held securely in the ribbed rubber clamp keeping the soiled wipes well away from the body of the instrument. The "GrooVy" bottom wiper instrument is rustproof and waterproof and can be cleaned up with soap and warm water.
The most rewarding part of the "GrooVy" bottom wiper is the ease at which it holds the tissue and wipes so securely that they will not fall out, tear off, or come out and stick to you when wiping, like it happens with some of the other wiper products. Then, by gently squeezing the spring handle clamp of the "GrooVy", the soiled wipes are released into the comode and you never have to touch soiled wipes again. The "GrooVy" bottom wiper comes in three parts, the comfort head clamp, the utility handle and the extension. The comfort head clamp and the utility handle connected are 12" long . If you need the extension in between the two, the total handle length then measures 18".
* The"GROOVY"Bottom Wiper *
YES, YOU'VE FOUND A BOTTOM WIPER THAT DOES JUST EXACTLY WHAT WE SAY IT WILL DO!
The "GrooVy" will allow you to reach your bottom easily, clean your bottom gently and efficiently, and discharge the wipes easily into the toilet by squeezing the spring handle clamp of the "GrooVy" bottom wiper simply and easily without having to touch the soiled wipes, and that's a great value for only $47.
Why put yourself through the inconvenience and frustration of not being able to reach and clean yourself effectively, using inadequate products, and all the while coming away with poor results from those products that cannot come close to the ease and comfort of the "GrooVy" bottom wiper.
YOU DESERVE TO HAVE AND EXPERIENCE THE BEST.
The "GrooVy" bottom wiper
* THE INCONVENIENCE
The "GrooVy" will get you so clean
With such Ease & Comfort
YOU CAN EXPERIENCE THE AMAZING NEW "GROOVY" FOR ONLY
* The Three part "GrooVy", the Comfort Head Clamp,
the Utility handle and the Extension
* A full color Instructional Brochure
* A soft-side carrying case
(see video above).
PS: FOR THE MONTH OF MAY
WE'RE OFFERING FREE SHIPPING
IN THE USA
Congratulations, I know the "GrooVy" will serve you well. Best Wishes, Dan Parsons
You are backed by my PERSONAL 30 DAY GUARANTEE. If for any reason, you are not 100% Satisfied with the "GrooVy" bottom wiper, just return your "GrooVy" within 30 days and I will promptly refund your purchase price.
Dan, thanks for the "GrooVy". It has given me a better life at home and the opportunity to go where I want. My "GrooVy" has been on planes, trains, to malls & movies. I love how I have no fear of where I am; I can always clean myself. You have given me the freedom I could only dream about after my accident. Joe N. 3/23/17